Shootin' Straight From The Hip

• Super cool Clint Eastwood detective/enforcer type dude: He is holding a Bible instead of a gun.
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Super cool walks out on the stage with the Bible held nearly out of sight. At center stage he turns his back to the audience and his Bible held behind him in this pose. Hold the pose for a few moments to make the impact. He spins around in a commanding manner positioning himself so that the Bible is held low and aimed at the audience. Make sure the aiming is commanding rather than fearfully defending. Hold pose a moment for impact before speaking. Speak slowly, clearly and in a commanding manner.

Listen Punk
You know what this is?
It's a spiritual 37 magnum.
It's got the power to blow your head off
I know what you are thinking
Yea, but does he have the guts to use it?
Go ahead, Punk
Make my day